Does Neil Everett have diarrhea or constipation?

I'm listening to him in SportsCenter and from the way his voice goes crazy at times, I can't tell if he's pinching that sucker closed or trying to push one out.

 

Maybe he's doing a Sun City speedball.*



(* Ex-Lax and Kaopectate.)

 

This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.

 

Who watches or listens to SportsCenter anymore?

 

What is it that he says at the top of the show, "How's it"?

Anyway, yeah, that sounds like he's giving one final good push.

 

I was thinking the same thing a day or two ago when he was talking about Eddie Griffin. He's no Keith Olberman.

 

Not sure on the question, but I do know that he has a head and body out of a Picasso painting. Way, waaaaaay out of any semblance of human proportion.

 

How I loathe Neil Everett and his unneccessary emphasis on words.

"Jim Thome up in the sixth and ... [pushing]ANRBIGROUNDOUT!"

 

Neil Everett: The bastard son of Christopher Walken and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

 

I just love Berman and Steiner.

 

Even the one where they were playing soccer in their tidy whities?

I wish I could remember the name of it. that was one awful video.

 

What is this SportsCenter you speak of?