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Does Neil Everett have diarrhea or constipation?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Idaho, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I'm listening to him in SportsCenter and from the way his voice goes crazy at times, I can't tell if he's pinching that sucker closed or trying to push one out.
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Maybe he's doing a Sun City speedball.*

    (* Ex-Lax and Kaopectate.)
  3. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    This kind of reminds me when Lionel Ritchie was part of the Commodores. In all their old videos, he looked like he was constipated and it was a riot to watch him in "so-called" agony. Too much.
  4. Left_Coast

    Left_Coast Active Member

    Who watches or listens to SportsCenter anymore? ;)
  5. dawgpounddiehard

    dawgpounddiehard Active Member

    What is it that he says at the top of the show, "How's it"?

    Anyway, yeah, that sounds like he's giving one final good push.
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I was thinking the same thing a day or two ago when he was talking about Eddie Griffin. He's no Keith Olberman.
  7. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Not sure on the question, but I do know that he has a head and body out of a Picasso painting. Way, waaaaaay out of any semblance of human proportion.
  8. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    How I loathe Neil Everett and his unneccessary emphasis on words.

    "Jim Thome up in the sixth and ... [pushing]ANRBIGROUNDOUT!"
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Neil Everett: The bastard son of Christopher Walken and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
  10. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    I just love Berman and Steiner.
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Even the one where they were playing soccer in their tidy whities?

    I wish I could remember the name of it. that was one awful video.
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    What is this SportsCenter you speak of?
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