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Does American turkey...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by the_rookie, Nov 23, 2006.

  1. the_rookie

    the_rookie Member

    1. taste different?
    2. come bigger than Canadian turkey?
    3. make most Americans fat?
    4. hell, what's Thanksgiving? I'm working!
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I'm working too. But I'm curious why Canadian Bacon is different from American bacon.
  3. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    canadian bacon comes from the pig's back. american bacon comes from the pig's side.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Only good turkey is barnyard turkey.


    Live turkey.

    You can take all of that six-months-frozen mess you buy at Albertson's you like.

    Once you go live, you'll never dive. :)
  5. ...have two more years in his term?
  6. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Jesus, give a rest for one day.
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I prefer Wild Turkey, 101 proof, eight years old.
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I made a turkey. It was terrible. Guess there's a reason I don't eat meat.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    What did you make it out of?
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member


    I was going to say "Of course, it's all the turkey's fault and not the fact you cooked it" but DoubleJ is, once again, much funnier than I could ever be.

  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I take full blame for the nastiness of the turkey (I put butter on it, doesn't that count as "making" it JJ?). The cats like though, so it might just be my tastebuds.
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member


    My American turkey was surprisingly good. It tasted just like a Canadian turkey. Then again, it was probably a free-range bird that originated here and crossed over via the ice bridge. ;D
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