Dodgers owners McCourts to separate

You just can't make this stuff up.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-jamie-mccourt-20100316,0,631136.story

Jamie McCourt really wants to be famous. I think the best she can hope for is someday getting on Dancing With the Stars.

 

I don't think the U.S. taxpayers can afford her clothing allowance.

 

Grrrr! Snarl!!!!! Money!!!!!

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mccourt-20100330,0,6102708.story

 

Frank's lawyer, Sorrell Trope, will clean Jamie's clock. He's a bad-ass. I worked in his highrise for a while and the guy is a trip. About 70 years old, he's blinged-out more than LL Cool J, and he gets a new Rolls Royce every year and has it painted an odd, light pink color -- that matches the gold he wears.

He's also the attorney reportedly hired by Elin Woods.

 

Didn't Jamie recently retain David Boies? If so, I'm not nearly prepared to say she's going to be out-lawyered by ol' Frank.

 

I took that into account when I made my claim, and I'm sticking to it. How many big divorces as Boies won? I'm not flaming, I honestly don't know. He just seems more like a legal litigator to me.

 

We can only hope the hearings will be televised.

 

Juiciest tidbit yet...

Dodgers hired a eastern guru to send good vibes to the team...

I kid you not...

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-psychic-20100610,0,6975547.story

 

That's a juicy tidbit? More like nonsense to me.

 

can't find the photo, but it's like the scene in the Natural with the hypnotist in the locker room..

 

Slappy, you beat me to it. That's exactly what I was thinking.

He talks and Manny lights up a blunt as big as Wonderboy ...