Doctor, I'd like the "Snooki" look, please, with a hint of Aguilera

Way to go, Bristol.

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/did-bristol-palin-get-plastic-surgery/1208

 

When you have a (not fat) but larger build, you're not doing yourself any favors by making just your face look skinnier.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/05/05/2011-05-05_did_bristol_palin_get_plastic_surgery_sarah_palins_daughter_looks_nearly_unrecog.html

 

I'd like the Jay Leno, please.

 

She looks like Ebert. After the surgery.

 

...still rising over the fence.

I can't imagine the uproar among the right wing screamosphere if, say, Chelsea Clinton had done something like this back in the day.

 

"What are you at getting terribly ... fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it!"

 

Or from the other side if someone had mocked her appearance.

 

ewwwww

 

If you're going to cap your teeth, make sure they aren't the size of floor tiles.

 

That added 15 years to her face. That's how they do plastic surgery in the Bizarro World.

 

She was a cute girl before, why couldn't she leave well enough alone?