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Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Nov 15, 2014.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I just saw this old ad on another site. I figured SportsJournalists.com would appreciate.

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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    The Big Ragu, Nov 15, 2014
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  2. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    :l
    I don't get it.
     
    spikechiquet, Nov 15, 2014
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  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Lubricates dry passage ways

    Makes screwing a pleasure


    This is awesome. When is it from?
     
    LongTimeListener, Nov 15, 2014
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  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I have both. Really big balls and a rusty tool.

    Just got back to the East Coast from LA.

    Woke up mid-flight and realized I was sitting on one of my balls. Wanted to scream.

    Anyone have any cures for nutsack injuries?
     
    Vombatus, Nov 15, 2014
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  5. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Don't ask Chef! :eek:
     
    bigpern23, Nov 15, 2014
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  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I draw the line at toes.
     
    Chef2, Nov 15, 2014
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  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    For the love of God, please don't!
     
    KYSportsWriter, Nov 15, 2014
    #7
  8. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Kind of a personal question, don't you think?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Nov 17, 2014
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  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You should write a 1500-word short story or vignette about the time you sat on your own testicles.

    That just screams film option.

    And based on true events!
     
    Buck, Nov 18, 2014
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  10. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    When our son was about 9, we had some shelves that needed to be taken down. We adopted him from Russia and he was still learning English at the time.

    He wanted to help and said "I like to screw. I screwed in Russia all the time."

    Poor kid had no idea why Mom and Dad were laughing so hard.
     
    MTM, Nov 18, 2014
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