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Do you have an honor code?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MisterCreosote, Mar 3, 2011.

  1. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Sunscreen
     
  2. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
     
  3. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    you forgot select
     
  4. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    When I was a kid we had a new cop in our little town. The paper interviewed him and he gave that quote as his motto, talking about how, if need be, he'd use deadly force. He was a bit too intense for our village. Also a real dick as our Legion baseball coach.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God I laughed.
     
  6. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    No I didn't.

    No one would play Contra with me.
     
  7. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    When you know me to put my gun on a civilian?
     
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
    Be gentle and peaceful each day,
    Be warm and human and grateful,
    And have a good thing to say.

    Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
    Be witty and happy and wise,
    Be honest and love all your neighbors,
    Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

    Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
    Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
    Criticize things you don't know about,
    Be oblong and have your knees removed.

    Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
    Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
    Put a live chicken in your underwear,
    Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Don't get caught. That's my only one.
     
  10. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    I agree IJAG.
     
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    I thought the end went....B-A-B-A-start?
     
  12. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I wait until the high school girls basketball/volleyball/softball players stop crying before trying to interview them.

    Even when some butt-nugget out-of-town reporter barges past me and gets in their face.
     
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