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Do you have a pimp hand?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Johnny Dangerously, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

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    primp hand
     
  2. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Wimp hand.

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  3. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

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    scrimp hand
     
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Temp hand

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  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Anyone who knows anything about pimping, and I think my SJ track record suggests I'm something of a pimp expert -- a pimpsert if you will, then the pimp hand isn't the most devastating club in a pimp bag.

    The tender side of pimping ... I can dig it. Throw in a Teddy Pendergrass record while I testify.

    The ability to woo, the ability to see that perfect mix of vulernability and beauty, the ability to prove your pimpness in the bedroom, the ability to make someone so dependent on you they'll gladly sleep with people for money and give you some of it -- in short, the ability to attract and turn out the bitches is what makes a pimp.

    The pimp hand? That's like a sign of failure. If you have to go to your pimp hand, you've done something wrong.

    I think it's safe to say that the majority of pimps who have to go to the pimp hand are crying inside when they do it -- something he did or didn't do at some point led him down the path of not keeping his bitch in line.

    The pimp hand is like a nuclear deterrent, you should never want to use it. If you do use it wantonly, you're a loose cannon, especially if the baby daddy comes calling.
     
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Shemp hand.

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  8. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

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    crimp hand
     
  9. Lion_Woods

    Lion_Woods Active Member

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    pimp hand
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Doo du doo du doo doo dooo
     
  11. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

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    simp hand
     
  12. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Hemp hand

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