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Do you believe the garbage they keep in school libraries?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by BB Bobcat, Oct 29, 2008.

  1. BB Bobcat

    BB Bobcat Active Member

    My 9-year-old daughter brought this home today...


    I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I thumbed through it and couldn't find the chapter about buyouts. :)
  2. lesboulez

    lesboulez Member

    i have an old program for the commodore 64 that i kept on my desk at my last shop in protest of our horrible pagination system...
  3. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    Were they still using the VIC-20?
  4. hankschu

    hankschu Member

    I read the sequel. Dean Singleton bought the student paper, fired the kid at the computer and girl on the phone and outsourced their jobs to Bangladesh.
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the oldest heartbreaker came home the other day and told me: "daddy, i want to be a doctor that heals pets."

    me: "so, you want to be a vet?"

    heartbreaker I: "yes, either that or i want to write stories for newspapers."

    i looked to the ground, stirred my foot in a 360 or two and stated the same fact and question i laid forth when she was 5 and asked to bat right-handed for the one and only time: "you sure can (write for newspapers), only if you want a spanking."
  6. FishHack76

    FishHack76 Active Member

    Is that girl boy on the right blogging?
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i think that girl has a penis.
  8. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    "Daddy drinks because you write."
  9. FishHack76

    FishHack76 Active Member

    It's Pat!
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    swear to god i wanted to go into the whole: well, if you want to throw your life away, meth is a much better way to go out ...

    i stopped just short, though.
  11. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    You bought her the meth, though, right?
  12. Outing alert: This is Tom and Mrs. Petty.

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