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Do we close the borders?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Almost_Famous, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    Never said anything about kicking anyone out. I'd close the borders and find a way - there has to be one, i dont have an answer, but homeland security sure does - to keep the MFs who want us dead, out of the country.

    I said way back to nuke the MFs ... our at least the region where the majority of these cocksuckers are.

    Are you guys watching the same news reports that I am? Are you reading the front page of the NY Times? We're close to world war 3. That's a fact.
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    There's a fruit roll-ups joke in here somewhere. Really.
  3. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    question - you are an FBI profiler assigned to the Canadian border looking for terrorists
    Give us a brief discription of the type of person that you would be looking for
    looks , country of origin , ect
    simply put give us a discription of a typical terrorist.
    Boom - I'd start with the 20 or so terrorists that hijacked planes and go from there. As a minority, I'm not a fan of profiling. But at this point, something must be done. 70 year old grandmas getting patted down is just fucking dumb.
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member


    I don't know if you should eat those Fruit Roll Ups or smoke them.
  5. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Just for A_F:

    There's something happening here
    What it is ain't exactly clear
    There's a man with a gun over there
    Telling me I got to beware

    I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down

    There's battle lines being drawn
    Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
    Young people speaking their minds
    Getting so much resistance from behind

    I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down

    What a field-day for the heat
    A thousand people in the street
    Singing songs and carrying signs
    Mostly say, hooray for our side

    It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down

    Paranoia strikes deep
    Into your life it will creep
    It starts when you're always afraid
    You step out of line, the man come and take you away

    We better stop, hey, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down
    Stop, hey, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down
    Stop, now, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down
    Stop, children, what's that sound
    Everybody look what's going down
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    can't tell you how happy this fruit roll-ups joke makes me.

    what funny, or strange, is that 2 days ago i was thinking of fruit roll-ups and wondering what ever became of them. now i know: almost famous horked them all.
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You've got to be doing this as a form of self-parody.

    Close to WWIII? Thanks for the update. We've been close to WWIII, in one shape or another, since about 1955. Good thing Fruit Rollups never go out of style.
  8. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    I'm calm. I know this is what they want - hysteria. This, fortunately, is just a message board.

    Fruit Roll ups rock.

    I actually think that the cocksuckers had their best shot at 9/11, and the US won't let that happen again. the US intelligence has stepped up greatly since 9.11, and i can only hope nothing will actually happen.

    but these bastards are relentless. i pray for them.
  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Good quote, HB.

    This thread is bordering on silliness.

    Close the borders to whom?

    Let's look at the Canadian/US border.

    You're talking about the two largest trading partners in the world.

    You going to turn back a truck driver at Detroit because he happens to be brown? And his name is Abdul?

    You close down the U.S./Canada border, you shut down the economies of two countries.
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That's better, A_F. Think pleasant thoughts.

    Think about those hot women you might hook up with at the underage club tonight and during many tonight's to come.

    Think about the joy you'll experience come next March when you're gleefully throwing down disposable income on your favorite MVC tournament teams instead of using your disposable income breathlessly running into your local Wal-Mart gun shop bleating, "Gimmie every fucking piece you have in this motherfucker! Mother fucking desert Charlie is on my ass like fruit on roll up! It got to get to Lowe's in double quick time, do you know how much bomb shelters are?"

    Take another bite of your orange Fruit Roll Up if it makes you feel better, and don't feel guilty about eating a Grape one. You're stressed out, treat yourself. Splurge.

    Hell, rock that can of tuna while you're at it. Let the calming tuna water run over you.

    Calgon Starkist ... take me away!
  11. Almost_Famous

    Almost_Famous Active Member

    Hook up with? Dude, I'm engaged. I haven't seen strange in a loonnnnnnggggggg time.

    As for that MVC stuff ... yeah, i guess you're right. The MVC had such an amazing tournament. The MVC deserved 8 teams.
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I say we only let Fruit Rollups into the country.
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