Do not get naked in your kitchen ... you will get arrested

This world continues to baffle me on a daily basis.

http://news.aol.com/article/eric-williams-charged-with-indecent/730688#

 

I'll risk it.

 

Pretty stupid, if you ask me, but whatever.

Apparently, a few years ago, a couple were sharing an intimate moment in the privacy of their bedroom. Anyway, the next door neighbor could see through the windows and sued. The couple in question countersued, accusing the neighbors of being peeping toms. From what I understand, the original case was dismissed. Good for them, if that's true.

 

He should charge the woman for trespassing. She was cutting across his front yard.

Tebow, the world is full of morons.

 

I don't know what's dumber -- the trespassing bitch that made the complaint or the fact that the fuckhead police department actually charged the guy.

 

I guess that means I should close my blinds when I jump on the treadmill in the morning...

 

Running is one of those activities people shouldn't do naked.

 

Yes; Completely natural for a woman and 7-year old child to be out walking around the neighborhood at 5:30 in the morning.

 

Dammit! Now what am I going to use to stir my morning coffee?

 

Some school buses come pretty early.

 

And here I was thinking that I was performing a service...

 

That's why they don't let brothas model their drawers in the newspaper. [/Eddie Murphy]