Do not EVER urinate in the Amazon River

Can you imagine looking down and seeing a flopping fish tail come out of your dick? I would fine the nearest gun and just end it right there. Fuck it, heaven is cooler anyway.

 

Jesus.

But it might be a new torture weapon for Jack Bauer.

 

dude, that's some nasty-ass shit.

 

Not so sure you're getting in if you cap your own ass.

 

I heard about this a few years ago. And I think there was a reference in that shitty movie with the Rock, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken and that kid from American Pie -- the one with the funny scene in Old School.

 

Didn't this come up in The Rundown or one of those other Rock movies? This sounds familiar.

 

Thanks for coming by, God.

 

Shooting your dick off or put a bullet in your head? I would much rather prefer the first.

 

What's the point of living if you have no dick?

 

If that was supposed to be in blue, ok, if not, go ahead and end it.

 

I first read about this little bugger when I was twelve years old. I've been peeing through gauze ever since.

Well, not really; but cautiously, cautiously.