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Do not EVER urinate in the Amazon River

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Simon_Cowbell, May 8, 2007.

  1. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member


    I had heard an interview with the guy who swam the Amazon River, and I learned about the toothpick fish.

    God help you.
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Wasn't there a GA episode about this last week?
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Yes, TBF there was.
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Aren't there piranhas in the Amazon?
  5. It was called the Penisfish on GA.
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    OK, I guess there are. I really need to stop posting before I read the original article.
  7. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    i heard about this fish a few weeks ago on the radio. it hurt just to listen to someone talk about the fish.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the warning, Simon. I was just about to take a piss and the Amazon is out now. I'll use the toilet.
  9. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Personally, I've always preferred pissing in the Nile...I can at least see the crocodile coming...
  10. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

  11. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    Grey's Anatomy had an episode about it, which probably spawned all the talk.
  12. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I'm picturing a guy standing five feet offshore, spraying a rainbow of whizz and this little runt heroically jumping out of the river straight into the guy's bid'ness. I know that's not how it works, but it would be damn funny.
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