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Dmitri the Lover-Best Voicemail Message Ever

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Jul 2, 2008.

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  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I apologize if this was posted somewhere else, but I looked...
    If you have not heard this voicemail, pour yourself a tumbler and sit down. If there is a woman in the room, invite her to listen in because her reaction will be priceless. And this is real. Google Dmitri the Lover when you finish listening, if you care...All I can say is, of course.

    http://view.break.com/527579
     
    Care Bear, Jul 2, 2008
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  2. a_rosenthal

    a_rosenthal Guest

    Scott Van Pelt laughed at that voicemail.
     
    a_rosenthal, Jul 2, 2008
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  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Mein Gott in Himmel ... JDV has a Canadian soulmate.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jul 2, 2008
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  4. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Something tells me Olga never got back to him.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Jul 2, 2008
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  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The Big Ragu, Jul 2, 2008
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  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Opie and Anthony had this the other day. This guy might be the biggest douchebag in the entire world.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 2, 2008
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  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    No higher than second, maybe third, on the scoreboard. Provably and demonstrably. :)
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Jul 3, 2008
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  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I think our former poster might actually be less delusional than this guy. Who, incidentally, is a former Canadian doctor who lost his license under accusations of molestation, offers supposed seminars on seduction (think Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia," yet not nearly as interesting) and is writing a screenplay -- about himself, natch.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 3, 2008
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  9. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    That is incredible. I want to meet that guy on the street and sock him in the face.
     
    GBNF, Jul 3, 2008
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  10. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    This is the type of guy that will slip you a roofie (sp*) and afterwards ask you if it was as good for you as it was for him.
     
    schiezainc, Jul 3, 2008
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  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Why would he strain his vocal chords asking a question for which he doesn't care about the answer?
     
    The Big Ragu, Jul 3, 2008
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  12. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Because he expects you to say yes to stroke his ego.
     
    schiezainc, Jul 3, 2008
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