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Dmitri the Lover-Best Voicemail Message Ever

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Care Bear, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I apologize if this was posted somewhere else, but I looked...
    If you have not heard this voicemail, pour yourself a tumbler and sit down. If there is a woman in the room, invite her to listen in because her reaction will be priceless. And this is real. Google Dmitri the Lover when you finish listening, if you care...All I can say is, of course.

    http://view.break.com/527579
     
  2. a_rosenthal

    a_rosenthal Guest

    Scott Van Pelt laughed at that voicemail.
     
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Mein Gott in Himmel ... JDV has a Canadian soulmate.
     
  4. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Something tells me Olga never got back to him.
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Opie and Anthony had this the other day. This guy might be the biggest douchebag in the entire world.
     
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    No higher than second, maybe third, on the scoreboard. Provably and demonstrably. :)
     
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I think our former poster might actually be less delusional than this guy. Who, incidentally, is a former Canadian doctor who lost his license under accusations of molestation, offers supposed seminars on seduction (think Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia," yet not nearly as interesting) and is writing a screenplay -- about himself, natch.
     
  9. GBNF

    GBNF Active Member

    That is incredible. I want to meet that guy on the street and sock him in the face.
     
  10. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    This is the type of guy that will slip you a roofie (sp*) and afterwards ask you if it was as good for you as it was for him.
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Why would he strain his vocal chords asking a question for which he doesn't care about the answer?
     
  12. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Because he expects you to say yes to stroke his ego.
     
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