DIVORCE

You can't be a part of them if you are married.

 

I went through the match.com questioning a few years back and after I got through it all, they told me I was one of the 20 percent of respondents that their system couldn't effectively match. Nothing like an online dating service telling you, in effect, you're undateable.

 

Ouch

 

You shouldn't have filled in your favorite baseball team.

 

I got that with e-harmony. If you're depressed it comes out in those stupid questions and they won't deal with you. Eh, fuck 'em.

 

Datingrejects.com?

 

We should start that site.

 

No, it didn't find her because I didn't use eharmony to actually find matches. I did it solely for the personality review.

However, I have dated a handful of women I met through Yahoo personals. Two of them are registered on this site and one posts occasionally.

 

The eharmony quiz is amazing. It takes a long time, but the read it gave me was a nice look into myself.

 

I've had luck with Match (and it's much cheaper than eharmony)

 

Drink a liquid ton, run around the house (free at last -- and naked) with a 12-pack helmet with Crowded House blaring in the background (for no reason atall)and breakdance with a broom like Boogaloo Shrimp when all is said and done.

Then shriek "Freedom!" while writhing about the kitchen linoleum (like William Wallace), just without the disemboweling.