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Divine intervention

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by greenlantern, May 21, 2008.

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  1. greenlantern

    greenlantern Guest

    Saw a great quote in a state tournament baseball story today. The guy plays for a Church of Christ affiliated private school. On hitting a home run in the game, "It was all God.

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  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I bet it wasn't a curveball.
     
  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    christ.
     
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
     
  5. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    The nail holes in his hands really mess with his swing.
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    and slipping a helmet on over that crown? forgetaboutit.
     
  7. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    This, of course, means the pitcher was evil. God didn't want him to record an out.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Do they play music over the PA between innings, or do the fans just sing unaccompanied?
     
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "I don't do miracles anymore; they're too flashy. The last miracle I did was the '69 Mets."

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  10. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    That art of George Burns done out of single grains of sand?


    Like these guys?
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  11. lono

    lono Active Member

    Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge.

    Just sayin' ...
     
  12. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    We talkin' about the same Jesus Christ who hit a bases-empty grand slam in the first baseball game?
     
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