Dissecting pop culture: SJ.com live blogs Hoosiers

Excellent job.

Your last line made me think: I've been in 42 of the 50 states and of them, the least time was spent in Indiana: however long it takes to drive across it on I-80/90.

 

*bowing in Bubbler's direction*

 

As Borat would say ... "Very nice! High five!"

 

So, what's the deal with Lucille Ball's snatch?

A+, Bubs. A masterpiece.

 

AP wire just moved:

Stop the presses. Bubbler has the best thread and post of the year on Sportjournalists.com.

Brilliant job dear sir, brilliant job!!!! I was trying not to laugh out loud while my cousin is studying for her finals.

 

What kind of ass will Bubbler get for pulling off this thread?

 

so did i. this needs to happen!

 

If there's a Hoosiers 2 to be made, it should be about those Attucks teams in 1955-56 that Crowe coached. Oscar Robertson is not shy about saying that, actually. Fortunately for him, he's gotten his revenge on how he was treated as a black man in Indianapolis in the 1950s by taking zillions of dollars from the city, thanks to his firm's running various departments the city privatized.

 

Good God, SJ Masturbation Nation never ceases to amaze.

Fine. Here's your Hooters live blog ...

Bubbler: Wow. Check out that waitress with the rack. Not only is she unattainable for anyone on SJ, not interested in anyone who posts on SJ, wouldn't lower herself to talk to anyone on SJ, but I'm pretty sure she's well out of the realistic masturbation range, even of the prolific members of SJ Masturbation Nation. Most of them masturbate in the home to Food Network. Out here in the real world? They wouldn't survive two seconds with a freaking McDonald's drive-thru cashier without popping a cork in their pants, much less play up to the Hooters level.

(Food arrives)
PopeDirkBenedict: Ugh. These $10 buffalo wings are drier than the Mohave. I received seven fries for $7 and my $5 Bud Light is flat. This food sucks.
Bubbler: Bad food, bad service, high prices! All to catch of glimpse of a rack you have no hope of attaining. Ain't life in SJ Masturbation Nation grand! I hope your pud is getting its money's worth from this, I mean, why masturbate for free when you can have corporate America steal money for the same thing!

There. Now put your dicks in vapor-lock you desperately horny pathetitards.

 

I did not read any of this thread but I would like to say one thing:

Hoosiers is one of the most overrated movies of all-time, right up there with Forrest Gump!

 

oh shit iron chef is on, be right back.

 

How long did it take you to write that?