Disney World monorail crash kills driver

I was on that monorail less than a month ago with my three kids and other family members. That's just messed up.

 

I was driving on I 95 today - Imagine how many were killed last month on the same hghwy

 

Someone must have slipped the engineer a Mickey.

 

or the engineer was slipping Minny something

 

The biggest disaster for Disney since Hollywood Pictures

 

I would have guessed hiring Michael Ovitz

 

I would have guessed Hollywood Records.

 

Decidedly not a disaster. They got in on Queen just in time for Freddy to die and cashed-in big time. Now they're milking Miley and the Jonases for all it's worth.

 

Stewart Scott and Michael Irvin warrant consideration also

 

The ring came off my pudding can.

 

Shit. You know, I couldn't remember if they had Queen before or after Freddie died. My bad.

As for Miley and the Jonases, well, I stand by my statement!

 

Last night the Disney spokesperson referred to this poor guy as a cast member. Not the equivalent of a civil service employee, or summer help, probably underpaid and undervalued, but a cast member. I understand that's how they do it at WDW, but let that shit go under the circumstances.