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Dismembered his wife? This guy? Naaaaaaah.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Mar 4, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hmmm. He DID miss a couple days this week due to "personal reasons."

    Lotsa Mets pitchers implicated here. Anyone know what Craig Swan was doing at the time of the incident?
     
  2. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Update:

    From his hospital bed in northern Michigan (where he was captured after he ran), Grant has supposedly confessed to the murder and dismemberment. He's due to be sent back to suburban Detroit for arraignment on Tuesday.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I always figured if you were going to go to the trouble of dismembering your wife, you'd try to make sure not to leave any body parts lying around.
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Take out the trash, walk the dog, remove the torso...
     
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

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    Is that your buddy in the woodchipper there?
     
  6. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    This story has to be a hoax. The sheriff's name is "Hack"el? The confessed killer worked in a tool-and-"die" shop?

    Wake up, people!
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    This story just goes to show that even if you are going to dismember your wife and flee police, you still need to dress warmly.
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hacked wife to bits? Check.
    Acted all sad to the coppers and public? Check.
    All affairs in order as I walk to Greenland? Check.
    Gloves, hat, coat? Fuck.
     
  9. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    The sheriff in this case doesn't look all that sane, either.
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  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Shoes? Ooops.
     
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

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    Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    HAHAHAHAH!!!

    Now I've got this image of the sherrif pounding his left arm with his right hand.

    This is the type of case that comes along once in a lifetime.
     
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