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Dismembered his wife? This guy? Naaaaaaah.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Mar 4, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member


    But he looks like such a nice, non-psychotic fellow...
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    So you argue with your wife, then dismember her? You know, if you have an argument, that usually provides motive for you to commit the crime and motive for others to suspect you.
  3. nowhat

    nowhat New Member

    The biggest giveaway to me was the other day when the s.ob. was on tv whining and wimpering for his wife to please come home, yet did you see ONE tear coming out of his eyes? Hell no.
  4. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    I don't believe these people really think it out that much. In fact, I don't believe they think, period.
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Oh, he was thinking, all right:

    It would help in this regard if daddy hadn't really done something terrible to mommy -- such as murder and dismember her.

    Unfortunately, Michigan does not have the death penalty.
  7. I really expected this guy to be from Wisconsin.
  8. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Unless he's in solitary, the inmates will take care of the death part.
  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Line of the year so far.
  10. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    He's a little David Cone-ish.
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Masturbation: If you don't do it, you'll hack up your wife.
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Is it just me, or does he look like Tom Glavine?
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