Dirty mind?

Holy shit. Vajayjay? Ya'll got to be kidding. A BEAVER IS AN ANIMAL. In this case, a mascot. Fuck.

 

Holy shit.

Trojans can stop STDs, but not Vince TDs?

Boys, it's worse than we thought.

 

Are you fucking serious?

Beaver and vajayjay have nothing to do with each other.

Get a fucking grip.

And Merry fucking Christmas to you, too.

 

An animal?

You need a new girlfriend.

 

We have a couple teams around here who call themselves the Savages (and this is Indian country), and I refuse to use it.

Beavers are just some furry pests who build dams. Anyone who thinks otherwise has a filthy mind.

 

Isn't "Lady Beavers" redundant anyway?

 

I have never referred to my vajayjay as a beaver.

And actually, until just now, I'd never referred to it as a vajayjay either.

 

What did your fiance say when you told her about your problem?

 

Bemidji State in Minnesota is the Beavers. Remember an out-of-town newspaper ran a headline on a women's softball team between Bemidji and some other school:

VIKINGS STUFF BEAVERS

 

This may go down as one of the stupidest threads in board history, and that's saying a lot.

 

Probably not well. I wouldn't suggest my boyfriend compare a part of my body to something that looks like this.