Dirk Nowitzki, cougar slayer

You don't hang out on the Internets much, do you, Mom?

 

Was this really just posted on this board?

You have over 2600 posts so I'm sure you're quite familiar with some of the shit that is said on here. This is nothing.

 

All too much. I see dickhead commentary everyday.
Most comes from youngsters.

Parmesan's never seen this chick in person, yet he's a resident expert.
Call me mom, if you want to continue to be sophomoric.
There's a lot of name-calling on the Internets' Sound-Off section.

 

Hope the fall isn't to far from your high horse.

By the way you couldn't be more wrong about the age of the sophmoric posters on this board

 

Good Lord. Lighten up, Francis. People talking shit about this chick on a message board she's likely never heard of are the least of her worries.

 

I've never seen Angelina Jolie in person. Should I refrain from calling her hot?

 

To me, "hot" is something nice that you say about someone.

Nice things are cool.
I just don't understand all the player hating that goes on with the 'Net.
It's stuff people wouldn't say to folks' face.

I'm guilty of it, too, occasionally. I won't lie.
I try to steer clear of it for the most part.

Do what you want.

 

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man on earth.

 

She looks more like Reggie Miller than Cheryl does.

 

is any one person more in need than another?

 

The 1997 version of SportsJournalists.com must've been click-clacking with this story:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/051409dnspomavscristal.2177765d.html

 

Not sure how the psychotic women pictured in this thread's photos was able to land both a starting NFL quarterback (in 97) and an NBA superstar.