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Dingleberries

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Jun 20, 2014.

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Dingleberries?

  1. Yes

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  2. No

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  3. Taint none of your business

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
  4. Mini Ditka

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  1. RonClements

    RonClements Well-Known Member

    I am not making this up - a few years ago Steven Jackson began his weekly press conference at Rams Park by just randomly saying "Dingleberries" as he walked into the media huddle. It was one of the most memorable SJ39 pressers I had been a part of because it later included three hilarious F-bombs - none of which were said in anger.
     
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    How about posting a video clip of this?
    Vombatus needs some new morning wood. :D
     
  3. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    like this?
     
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Would need some sound effects, like Shazam! or Alacadabra! or Open Sesame!
     
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Just had a friend on vacation in Ireland. She posted "Next stop: Dingle" on FB. I advised her to avoid eating berries there. Right over her head, God bless her.
     
  6. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    I prefer swamp ass over dingleberries
     
  7. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    My cat gets a few "hanging chads" now and then, members and moderators.
    I'll have to wash his ass under the faucet.
    He makes a huge fuss about it- but it got to be done.
    Sometimes the little stinker will come sit on my lap just to notify me of the problem.
    He's a very smart guy like that.
     
  8. Today's special is pan-seared sesame dingleberries
     
  9. I'll never tell

    I'll never tell Active Member

    It happened to my dog once. Before she realized it was there, she trotted off and it swung in a way that it tapped her on her hind leg, and I would say it scared her shitless, but it didn't. She was quite startled, though. The more she ran and moved, it continued hitting her. This only lasted like 20-30 seconds, but she didn't know where to run or what was after her.

    Maybe it says something about me as a person, but it may be among the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Bless her heart... maybe you had to be there.
     
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