Die Kitties Die!

Based on what we know bout him, I'm pretty sure Anthony Wiener has already killed numerous kittens in his life.

 

OK. But if you love this one, it's the New York Daily News.

 

AAARRRGGH!!!!!!!!

That's what I get for assuming rather than reading.

 

Kramer: (disgusted) Look at you.
George: Aw, Kramer, don't start.
Kramer: You're wasting you're life.
George: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life.
Kramer: Okay, like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?
George: No.
Kramer: You got money?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George: No.
Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News.


There was a time when I related so much to that answer.

 

In a related development, Lhosa said he would stop the trains for dogs. "I'm just not a cat person," he said.