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Die Hard 4 to be PG-13...WTF?!?!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    And anyone who doesn't go to a movie because it doesn't have enough swearing ... is it possible the movie might still be good just because it doesn't turn into a cocksucking titfucking shitslamming fuckeria?
  2. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I'm thinking the image he tried to invoke wasn't an actual Puritan but the overriding censorship related to anything overtly or remotely sexual and/or outside a generic scope of "morals".
  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Which is why the analogy is built on a foundation of fail. It's an overreaction. Dropping a few swears to avoid an R rating does not equate to the raising of a hyperfundamentalist theocracy.

    Seriously, if the movie sucks, it's because they've run out of things to do, the plot sucks, and/or Bruce Willis is 85. Not because you can't subtitle the film "Fuckfest 2007".
  4. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    VERY sorry.

  5. Hey, I just now realized I'm posting about my own movie!
    I don't suppose we'll hear a replay of "Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh, Slick?" in this one?
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I was in junior high, dickhead.
  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Guess we'll need some more FBI agents.
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    The rare thread-jack about the actual subject.
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
  10. Oooooooh, the quarterback IS toast!

    OK, now back to the thread subject: Gee, it sure is fuckin' lame giving Die Hard 4 a PG-13 rating. Golly! ;)
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