Die Hard 4 to be PG-13...WTF?!?!

And anyone who doesn't go to a movie because it doesn't have enough swearing ... is it possible the movie might still be good just because it doesn't turn into a cocksucking titfucking shitslamming fuckeria?

 

I'm thinking the image he tried to invoke wasn't an actual Puritan but the overriding censorship related to anything overtly or remotely sexual and/or outside a generic scope of "morals".

 

Which is why the analogy is built on a foundation of fail. It's an overreaction. Dropping a few swears to avoid an R rating does not equate to the raising of a hyperfundamentalist theocracy.

Seriously, if the movie sucks, it's because they've run out of things to do, the plot sucks, and/or Bruce Willis is 85. Not because you can't subtitle the film "Fuckfest 2007".

 

VERY sorry.

 

Hey, I just now realized I'm posting about my own movie!
I don't suppose we'll hear a replay of "Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh, Slick?" in this one?

 

I was in junior high, dickhead.

 

Guess we'll need some more FBI agents.

 

The rare thread-jack about the actual subject.

 

All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

 

Oooooooh, the quarterback IS toast!

OK, now back to the thread subject: Gee, it sure is fuckin' lame giving Die Hard 4 a PG-13 rating. Golly!