Did you know...

. . . that I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away.

 

... that I once kicked Ryan Sonner's ass so hard his momma cried.

 

...It's 40 below and I don't give a Fvck?

 

C'mon Doc, this isn't the lies thread.

 

... that Soylent Green is people!

 

... that Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze

 

In the Shermanator's defence, he did nail Nadia.

I'd piss my pants in the gym on prom night if it meant that, a year later, I'd get to sleep with Shannon Elizabeth.

 

...After the turn of the century, in the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard, like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

 

Got a heater in your truck?

 

....eighty men died trying to end that spree....

 

Damn skippy... and I'm off to the Rodeo...

 

Too bad about the one-ball thing, though. And put your pecker away!