Did Morgan Spurlock find Osama bin Laden?

Hope this isn't a d_b.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22115291/

This has to be some sort of hoax, right?

 

I can't imagine that a documentary filmmaker would find the most wanted man in the world. If Spurlock did, the CIA ought to snatch him up.
If Spurlock did find him, I hope he put a bullet in bin Laden. Or, if he's a pacifist type, I hope he told the Marines where to find bin Laden.

 

Woo-hoo! I can't wait until next year to find out where bin Laden's been hidin'! I mean, it HAS to be true if it's a Spurlock documentary!

 

You can't possibly think he found OBL.

 

I could believe Michael Moore finding Bin Laden....but not Spurlock.

 

1. Finding bin Laden would require tons of cash and tons of villagers to be paid off. Would Spurlock, without the longest track record in the world, find someone to float him that much cash?

2. Would bin Laden really allow Spurlock to leave his sights alive? You hear how folks are blindfolded on the trip to visit bin Laden, etc. It's an intense operation.

3. It would take an amazing amount of trust, I would think, to penetrate bin Laden's inner circle.

Only way this is true is if bin Laden really thinks the publicity from this film will bolster his cause.

 

Spurlock intends to kill OBL with a double quarter pounder with cheese, super-size fries and a super-size Coke.

 

Well, it WOULD be slow and painful, at least. Good luck finding super-sizes, though.

 

Why is this even being reported?
Even the dumbest people know it's not true.

 

MIchael Moore couldn't find his own feet.

 

Michael Moore is fat?
Well, that certainly settles it.

 

UBL was flipping burgers at the McDonald's in Islamabad.