Did I miss a memo? (Jodie Foster's gay?)

With all the aggressive, marginally ethical celebrity journalists out there, I'm shocked there's still that much mystery about her.

 

Echo that, big-time.

I love how she won't play the Hollywood game.

I swear to God almost, I'd dress up as Cindy Crawford or Jessica Alba if I thought I could score two months of courting Jodie Foster. Even her brains are sexy.

I wouldn't go Hinckley, though.

 

"Oh John maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I was wrong about ALL men."--Jodie Foster to Hinckley in a Family Guy gag

 

The celebrities who truly don't want the spotlight don't usually have to deal that much with papparazzi... If you live in L.A. and you go clubbing every night, it's just something you have to deal with... I don't know where Foster lives, but I know she doesn't live in LA. It's the same thing with Julia Roberts, who lives in New Mexico...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be the obvious exception to this, but I get the sense that they sometimes enjoy the attention a little more than they let on...

 

Not while Diane Lane lives.

 

Score one, Bastard...

 

I'll take your Diane Lane and raise you a Reese Witherspoon... ;D

 

MILF hell ... Raquel Welch is a GILF.

 

Now that Salma Hayek has a kid, does she qualify as a MILF?

 

Jodie Foster is a brilliant actress, and I realize many disagree with this. But to me, she has always seemed like the most asexual person in entertainment. Absolutely no sexual appeal.

 

My thought exactly, FNF.

As of Friday, Salma, at age 41, is now the world's No. 1 MILF!

 

I also think the press is somewhat respectful of Ms. Foster's private life because of the whole John Hinkley thing -- which is understandable. And let's face it, if you're a celebrity who leads a quiet life in New York or Los Angeles, the tabloids will basically leave you alone. It's just when you start hopping out of limos without underwear on or passing out drunk in nightclubs that you start getting followed by paparazzi. When was the last paparazzi shot you saw of Tom Hanks? Or Will Smith? Or Julia Roberts? And those people are MUCH more famous than Paris, Britney, Lindsay, etc.