Dick will make you slap somebody....(NSFW)

OK, forgive me if this is on the Youtube thread or something and if it is, it can slowly fade down the list. But I heard this tonight and almost fell out of my chair laughing....Make sure you hang with it until the end. Learn ALLL you need to know about penis power and how "Dick will make you slap somebody!"

 

Oh.
My.
God.

 

Hov.

(Sorry, couldn't resist. Hopefully, at least IJAG gets it)

 

They coming for me, wanna see me fall
They know my story, I been through it all
Nights I felt like dyin’, but I ain’t cryin’
What didn’t kill me, made me strong as I am
I am... I am..
OH MY GOD, HOV

 

Thank you.

 

It would work so much better without the ugly women next tio her...

 

Wait wait wait, you tellin' me dick'll make a woman just turn round and slap somebody?

 

The one on the left is clearly hiding a boner....

 

Her look says, "I ain't never found the spirituality of my vaginal canal."

 

Enough of one to make somebody slap her! (What's up T_B...long time, no see!!!)

 

Dude, you had in tears of laughter for a solid three minutes with that.