Dick Cheney hospitalized

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/22/cheney.hospitalized/index.html

I, for one, hope he pulls through. Would be a shame for him to be unable to visit The Hague.

 

I'm glad he has access to the best health care money can buy. I wish I was so fortunate.

 

To be fair, Cheney has never been a health care zealot, just a foreign policy hawk. You've got to wonder though, between being a former veep, former congressman, former SecDef and former CEO of Halliburton, I'd be happy with the health care any one of those titles would get you.
But man, Bob Dole and Cheney on the same day. Still, I just don't see Mitt Romney being "the guy" who leads the GOP. I think he's too nice, and I don't know of that many people in Congress who will back him who don't have a natural tie to him and he's weak in the early primary states.

 

Stay classy, spup.

 

If he doesn't pull through, he could visit the Haig (as in the recently departed Alexander).

 

I'm sure his government-run health care will pull him through.

Get well soon Dick, so you can keep reminding us what a bad vice-president you were.

 

The guy has had four heart attacks. It's kind of amazing he's still alive. Is he going for the baker's dozen needed to be in the cast of the SNL Superfans show?

 

Four heart attacks, fooey. It will take a silver bullet or a wooden stake in the heart.

 

And dig this you assholes, and dig it good. Cheney has had four heart attacks and he ain't dead! Does that mean anything to you, huh? Cheney ain't meant to die! The only thing that can kill Cheney . . . is Cheney.

 

Oh, he keeps pounding that prime rib, he'll get it done.