Dick Cheney hospitalized for "discomfort", MSNBC reports

Dick is going to outlive all of us and will be seated first row, center, watching Keith Richards play guitar as the steaming wreckage of Armageddon smolders behind him.

 

With Abe Vigoda on bass playing the opening chords of Barney Miller.

 

And to remind all those with their heads solidly in the sand:

Halliburton commenced its corporate-HQ move from Houston to Dubai (that's DUBAI) more than three years ago.

What you say, think and feel doesn't matter, little man.

 

Nothing better than the Tribute to Halliburton display outside one of the gates at Minute Maid Park. Talk about quintessential Houston.

 

I wonder if he's trying to get a transplant.

 

I don't think he'd be eligible. I think a big reason we haven't heard much from Cheney in the last six months is that he is really in bad shape. We've become accustomed/numbed to Cheney/hospital/heart surgery stories, but I've got to think he's had about everything done to him by now that can be done.

 

Wasn't the Flying Wedge outlawed for being too dangerous? Maybe they gave the award to Cheney as a metaphor.