DIBS! (Olivia Wilde a free agent)

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Olivia-Wilde-Separates-1028999.aspx

Ohhh, boy. Time to lose some weight, get some plastic surgery and make a ton of money, fast!

As a side note, Mark Sanchez totally approved of their marriage. He was 25, she was 18.[/crossthread]

 

You can't claim dibs on a princess, filthy commoner!

 

Dibs can only be called in the presence of that which the object of the dibs is being called. Therefore, I am on my way to Olivia to declare my dibs

 

I'm sure Olivia can't wait for her sportswriter heartthrob. Please bring her to the next gathering.

 

Speaking of which (gathering/outing), have we heard about 2011 yet?

 

I think Olivia Munn is hotter, and she's also a free agent. How come nobody's calling dibs on her?

 

Can't speak for others, but I've carried a torch for Wilde since the short-lived "Black Donnelly's." This is no mere recent crush. This is a longtime — and protection order-worthy — obsession.

 

You should watch Alpha Dog, if you don't already have that movie committed to memory. Scene by delightfully naked scene.

 

those in the know 'discovered' the wilde thang well before 'black donnellys.' thirded on 'alpha dog,' a film worth revisiting for more than another gander at ms. olivia... though that is certainly foremost among the perks.

 

You guys are kind of pathetic and scary. No offense.

 

But I saw her boobies in a movie and that makes me awesome.

 

Watch it, Jay. You''re talking about the future Mrs. Killick, there.

I will have her. Oh... yes. I will have her.
(okay, I've veered way over the "creepy line" now.)