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Devices for smuggling alcohol into games

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jay Sherman, Jun 22, 2008.

  1. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i know of one sure-fire way to get booze into any venue, but why would i want to tip off the stadium cops?
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No one's going to reach for your rectum flask, Chief.
  4. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    Cowboy boots. Put a fifth down each leg.
  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    put on a fake cast and hide the flask under the cast
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    'cept you, big boy.
  7. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I have the Reef sandals. It is impossible to poor alcohol into those damn things, and weird too. The bottle openers on the bottom are sweet though. Especially when you are on the beach and drinkin' Corona.
  8. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    If not poor alcohol, what about rich alcohol?
  9. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    One pint-sized Ziplock.
    One pint of whiskey.
    Put one inside the other.
    Put it all in your crotch.
    Open upon arrival, and mix with Coke — the cola.

    Not that I've done it ;)
  10. North61

    North61 Member


    Works every time. And should be renamed The Whiskeybelly
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I heard a story here once where a girl took a dime-bag to a high school football game, and put it in her purse.

    She goes down and PETS THE DRUG DOG.

    Fucking dog starts doing flips.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Is it tough to get the Ziploc bag inside the pint of whiskey?
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