Delayed at O'Hare

Go to the men's room and tap your foot under the wall to the stall next to you ... that'll take a little bit of time off your hands.

 

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Why don't I just stomp?

 

Hmm .. maybe you should wait for someone else to tap.

 

Any SportsJournalists.commers write for a fitness magazine? That's got to be a cool gig, IMO.

 

And then what? Is this some kind of game I don't know about?!

 

Tell Mrs. H you wanna celebrate Global Orgasm Day (crossing thread alert!!!) a day early because you think you'll be too tired to do that and join the Mile High Club with one stone.

 

I've never been delayed out of O'hare, but was delayed the one time I flew through Midway. Who knew flying from St. Louis to Detroit was so damn hard. Every one of my flights, there and back, got flagged as possible terrorist targets.

 

Jonesy does. But only the "Before" parts of the stories.
(Ducking)

 

Larry Craig

 

LOL. That would definitely kill some some. She's walking around the terminal at the moment, but will suggest it when she returns.

 

Ah I see.