Dehydration

Well, I don't (take vitamins) and I'm not (taking antibiotics), but I am (pissing yellow).

 

Dark yellow pee isn't good. It means either you're drinking too much soda, juice, etc. and not enough water ... or something's up with your kidneys.

And dude, I've had a kidney stone. You don't want to go there.

Try to drink more water.

BTW, I think the saying goes something like this:

If you're pee is too yellow, you're too mellow;
If you're pee is clear, drink another beer.

 

If it's not clear, it's yellow

There we go

 

Or eating asparagus.

 

If it's dark and yellow, give some water a hello.
If it's clear as the sky, you're not gonna die.

I had a whole thing about Ned Flanders at the cider mill talking to Homer about the difference between cider and juice, but I'm feeling sick about the whole subject.

 

Stupid, sexy Flanders will do that, Roy.

 

VCU?

 

Damn that's good.

 

I thought it fit well on many levels.

 

Damn, I love this board. ;D

 

Outing alert: BBAM is Jim Calhoun.

 

Because you don't get enough of me,
Your pee
Is dark like the night.

Drink me
And your pee
Will be
Free...