Dedicated to Jani Lane, your five favorite hair metal bands

IJAG, if you are at Bristol and attend the post race party, I promise to have some Motley Crue tunes but no Backstreet Boys.

 

I will not be at Bristol. A.) I don't travel; b.) taking that weekend off to get moved.

C.) Will be playing Backstreet Boys.

 

Your loss!

 

I have a hard time believing that these groups aren't "hair metal" bands. Every single top 100 hair metal bands list includes all three:





and

 

I've been on a Youtube bender listening to songs from about 86-89 the last two days. You want to talk about a flood of a thousand memories remembering exact events that happened when certain songs were playing.

How in the world somebody could listen to this music and not think it rocks is beyond me.

Oh, if only I could still fit in a pair of my old acid washed jeans.

 

1. The music sucks.
B. Motley Crue is definitely hair metal.

 

from the time it came out until this very day, I never go anywhere without Appetite in my truck.

Buck, you remind me of one of my best friends in high school that was a big Keith Sweat fan.

 

Buck thinks Keith Sweat sucks too. He kind of likes Karyn White though.

 

PLAY SUPERWOMAN!

 

How I heart you.

 

Really?



Although I guess that's fair, since the Beatles were capable of rocking way harder and heavier than any of Ozzy Osbourne's wildest dreams.

 

Especially in their early days. Without them Ozzy is just another bloke passed out in his own piss in front of a pub in Birmingham.