DECISION 2006 -- Your votes count!

Today, Evil Hasselhoff has filed papers to run against incumbent Gov. Ernie Fletcher for a spot on Freelance Hack's profile.

Evil Hasselhoff, who's a member of the Free Clitoris Party, vows to maintain corruption and despair, otherwise known as the status quo from Fletcher's term in office.

Fletcher, in response, says he wants to "restore hope." Though he did add that he would change to color if he were re-elected.

So it's up to you America! And you Canada! And you Eagles in London! And you JJ in South Africa! You decide who is worthy to be my profile picture. And just like Chicago in the good old days, you can vote more than once!



It's Evil vs. Ernie. You make the call!

 

I voted for Big Ern so the finall tally will be something to 1.

 

OK, something's wrong with the poll and I can't edit. Moddy or someone please delete and I'll restart.

Gracias!

 

I'm not voting for Fletch twice. Forget it.

 

Fine then. Don't forget to piss on the American flag on your way out!

 

I would argue that that's repetitive.

But I don't want to see that scumsucker any more. Bring on the Hoff!

 

That's sarcasm, right FH?

 

If you have to ask, then the answer's no.

 

Got ya. Well, since my first vote as an adult was in a Chicago mayoral race, I'll vote again.