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Deathbed confessions or Last Words, as told by SJ.com

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

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    -- Jim Jones
     
  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Five Guys, please. Give me In-N-Out or give me death." -- Rick Majerus
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "So you're gonna go out there, say 'Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening,' walk out the door, get in the car, go home and jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do." -- Michael Hutchence
     
  4. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "I'll be right out. I'm taking a dump."
    Elvis Presley
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Everyone's finally bloody well right."--Richard Dawson
     
  6. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "I told you not to hire a French driver." — Diana, Princess of Wales
     
  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Shit, I figured Condit would get to me first." — Chandra Levy
     
  8. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "OK, listen up: X-Ski Bono Fly 86 Dive, hard to the
    pine tree, on 3. Ready, break!" -- Michael Kennedy.
     
  10. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    Just another quiet night of porn in the bunker. -- Osama
     
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Helmets are for pansies. I'm a motherfucking Kennedy. Watch me catch this curve on the slalom, bro." — Michael.
     
  12. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Re: Deathbed confessions

    "Praise Allah, how I love a parade!" -- Anwar Sadat.
     
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