Deathbed confessions or Last Words, as told by SJ.com

CNN.com story on a Reddit thread.
Just a nice way to waste a few minutes.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/07/health/reddit-deathbed-confessions/index.html?hpt=hp_bn13

 

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Well, that was incredibly sad and might have ruined my day if not for these three...

Sense of humor

"My dad's last words (heart attack in the shower, he died while we were waiting 45 f**king minutes for an ambulance to travel two miles) were 'I always knew I'd be bollocks-naked when I died, My life was f**king brilliant,' " Gillybilly wrote.

"My mom's last words to me were 'You have to learn the difference between Chinese and Japanese people, because they don't like it when you mix them up.' I wish I was joking," said SydTheDrunk.


Call me back!

"My grandma went a little loopy before she went, but she left a vm for her best friend in the last days along the lines of 'Maggie, it's Deborah. I'm dying, and it's a lot of fun! Call me back!' " said buddynach0.

 

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Where'd all these Indians come from?- George Custer

 

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"I drank what?" -- Socrates

 

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At least Ray Lewis and his two cronies will spend the rest of their lives in prison. -- Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar

 

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"Where the fuck did all this water come from?" - captain of the Titanic.

 

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My first thought upon reading the thread title was Bob Woodward's purported discussion of Iran-Contra with William Casey.

Liddy had a great line, to paraphrase: "Woodward is probably out at Arlington National Cemetery interviewing Casey right now."

 

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"Good for you, Michael Waltrip!" -- Dale Earnhardt

 

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"Did you hear something?" Christy McAuliffe.

 

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"Just a little tighter." -- David Carradine

 

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Get your own pic-a-nic basket.
-- Timothy Treadwell.