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Death Row. Your last meal

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Let's hear them, members and moderators.

    Roast beef,
    mashed potatoes,
    carrots, peas and four cornbreads.
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    TW: Fried chicken and collard greens.
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    NY strip steak
    White Castle double cheeseburgers
    Chicago deep dish pizza, probably Lou Malnati's
    Baskin Robbins chocolate mint ice cream
    cherry pie
  4. casty33

    casty33 Active Member

    I'll take fettucini alfredo and garlic bread, that's all.
  5. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  7. TeamBud

    TeamBud Member

    Caesar salad, 8 oz. filet, half rack baby back ribs, jalapeno mashed potatoes

    Edited to add dessert: chocolate soufflé / lava cake and ice cream - scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla, and maybe a scoop of dulce de leche
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2015
  8. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    We've done this one before. My answer is the same: my aunt's creamed chicken lousianne and breyer's mint ice cream for dessert.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    20 pounds of boiled crawfish (spring only)
    Parm smashed potatoes
    Bacon-wrapped asparagus
    Creme brulee
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  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, hot pastrami on rye with mustard, turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, cheese biscuits and lobster tails from Red Lobster, a chocolate milkshake and some chocolate chip cookies.

    I know it's a lot, and the rules on the last meal vary per state. Some allow a lot, some don't.

    Besides, it's not like I'll have to worry about my weight or getting a stomachache.
  11. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    You should be put to death for choosing asparagus, tbf.
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Why the hell is the DP convict given anything besides bread and water?

    If we've decided he's so reprehensible he needs to die, why the hell are we giving him a yummy meal?

    And, if we believe he deserves the human dignity of a yummy meal, maybe he deserves the human dignity of, ummm .... not killing him?

    Well, the reason is a lot of DP advocates like to think they can be gung-ho for the DP and still be kind, friendly and charitable people toward the subject.

    Everybody knows I am all for the DP in a big way, but I dont attempt to delude myself or anybody else that I really have any kind and charitable feelings toward the condemned.

    So give him saltine crackers, a bottle of water, and fire up the chair.
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2015
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