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Death By Calamari!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    When they throw about the term "colossal" you know that's one big-ass squid.

  2. Full of Shit

    Full of Shit Member

    Squids got beaks?

    Who knew?
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member


    I wonder how many orders of fried calimari you could make out of that thing.
  4. Mmmmmmmmm.
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Not as good as death by snoo snoo. [/futurama]
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    900 pounds ain't so big. I've had bigger oysters.
  7. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    Oh. I thought something had happened in Memphis.
  8. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I wish I could find a link to the great story Dan Jenkins did for Playboy called "What's the deal with food?" where he unleashes a dialogue when somebody at his table orders calamari.

    "The thing that took Ray Milland and John Wayne an hour to kill in 'Reap The Wild Wind'? The fuckers eat submarines!"
  9. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    That passage started with "Pass the onion rings."

    "Those aren't onion rings ... "
  10. Very nice.
    You know, if you want to change your handle, I have this friend, chef...
  11. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    That's it.....
  12. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

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