Death By Calamari!

When they throw about the term "colossal" you know that's one big-ass squid.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/134482

 

Squids got beaks?

Who knew?

 

Ewwwwwwww.

I wonder how many orders of fried calimari you could make out of that thing.

 

Mmmmmmmmm.
Calamari!

 

Not as good as death by snoo snoo. [/futurama]

 

900 pounds ain't so big. I've had bigger oysters.

 

Oh. I thought something had happened in Memphis.

 

I wish I could find a link to the great story Dan Jenkins did for Playboy called "What's the deal with food?" where he unleashes a dialogue when somebody at his table orders calamari.

"The thing that took Ray Milland and John Wayne an hour to kill in 'Reap The Wild Wind'? The fuckers eat submarines!"

 

That passage started with "Pass the onion rings."

"Those aren't onion rings ... "

 

Very nice.
You know, if you want to change your handle, I have this friend, chef...

 

That's it.....