Dear Webby

Re: Dear Moddy

Man, what I thought this was going to be:

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Post-To-My-Fans,
this'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been six threads and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two postpads;
I wrote the quotes on 'em perfect
So this is my reply I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the forum now, I'm posting 90 on the boots thread
Hey Mod, I had some baked chicken, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from padding
Now it's too late - I read a Bush thread now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy PM or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL my Nats stuff off the wall
I love you Mod, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Mod; {*screaming*
Shut up boom! I'm trying to post!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't fix her posts, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at full member now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to hit send now?

 

What's this shit about you like to cut your wrists, too? I say that clowning dawg, c'mon. How fucked up is you?

 

I don't have any video on my screen.

Maybe it's not available up here.

 

Meat,

That is borderline frighteningly genius.

 

Unless you've cut Webby a check recently, no one has a right to make requests that would prevent him from bringing in any revenue he can...

 

Bravo.

 

Dear Webby, dear Webby
You won't believe this
My computer makes noises
when's Songbird's pissed
Sportschick told me
It's all in my head
But Moddy told me
To write you instead

Signed,
Noisemaker

 

Sorry, but Xan made it clear he's financially supported this site in the past and is more than willing to do so in the future. I think it's acceptable to make a request, especially if members are willing to financially support it.

 

I had the same problems, too. Until I upgraded to IE 7 (I think). And you don't even want to know how long it takes that thing to load with dial-up.

Send me a bill, Webby.

 

Xan... PM me when you get a chance... I can hep...

 

Hmm.. I personally have had no trouble loading the site at all with the video ads in the top right corner. I will re-evaluate this, but bringing in revenue is an important factor.

 

As it should be...

Video ads on other sites have caused problems with my browser (Netscape 7.2) and flash video ads on sites like MSNBC, Fox News, Star Tribune... just flutter until the entire page loads.