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dear united states government:

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by king cranium maximus IV, Mar 30, 2008.

  1. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    i just did my taxes for you. i have come to the conclusion that you consider it to be a bad thing that i:

    - got a raise this year, then got an even better paying job
    - have regularly saved money
    - aren't stupid enough to have a kid at this point in my life

    what a lovely message you've just sent me with your fiscal punishment. really lovely.

    in conclusion- my ass, your lips.

    yours,
    KCMIV
     
    king cranium maximus IV, Mar 30, 2008
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  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think somebody's gonna get audited. They always find out.
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 30, 2008
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  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Fight the power with me, fellow King.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Mar 30, 2008
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  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    forever_town, Mar 30, 2008
    #4
  5. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Nah, Uncle Sam just hates obnoxious Joja fans.
     
    Write-brained, Mar 30, 2008
    #5
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Pay your share and STFU.
     
    zeke12, Mar 30, 2008
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  7. DemoChristian

    DemoChristian Guest

    Actually, don't you think the government is thrilled you got a raise/better job? They get even more money out of you that way.
    I'm not sure what you mean about savings, though. How are you taxed any more on savings than if you had spent the money?
    Either you should be using a tax-deferred investment (like a 401K or IRA) or you are being taxed on interest, in which case you are still making more money than they are taking.
    I think we all wish we could pay less in taxes, but at least be logical about why you are unhappy.
     
    DemoChristian, Mar 31, 2008
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  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

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    Herbert Anchovy, Mar 31, 2008
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  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    When you say "I aren't stupid enough," exactly what do you mean?
     
    pallister, Mar 31, 2008
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  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I want every employee of the IRS to die from a painful case of rectal cancer.

    Fucking parasites.
     
    Armchair_QB, Mar 31, 2008
    #10
  11. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    You're not making nearly enough money not to pay taxes.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Mar 31, 2008
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