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dear united states government:

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by king cranium maximus IV, Mar 30, 2008.

  1. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    i just did my taxes for you. i have come to the conclusion that you consider it to be a bad thing that i:

    - got a raise this year, then got an even better paying job
    - have regularly saved money
    - aren't stupid enough to have a kid at this point in my life

    what a lovely message you've just sent me with your fiscal punishment. really lovely.

    in conclusion- my ass, your lips.

    yours,
    KCMIV
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think somebody's gonna get audited. They always find out.
     
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Fight the power with me, fellow King.
     
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

  5. Nah, Uncle Sam just hates obnoxious Joja fans.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Pay your share and STFU.
     
  7. Actually, don't you think the government is thrilled you got a raise/better job? They get even more money out of you that way.
    I'm not sure what you mean about savings, though. How are you taxed any more on savings than if you had spent the money?
    Either you should be using a tax-deferred investment (like a 401K or IRA) or you are being taxed on interest, in which case you are still making more money than they are taking.
    I think we all wish we could pay less in taxes, but at least be logical about why you are unhappy.
     
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

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  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    When you say "I aren't stupid enough," exactly what do you mean?
     
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I want every employee of the IRS to die from a painful case of rectal cancer.

    Fucking parasites.
     
  11. You're not making nearly enough money not to pay taxes.
     
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