"Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore..."

Washington state prisoner taken to hospital after he cut off his "little prisoner" with a razor. And this was his second attempt.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090220/NEWS01/702209870&news01ad=1#Monroe.prisoner.amputates.own.penis

Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow! His SECOND attempt!?!

And on another note: Prisoners are allowed razors? WTF? Like straight-razors or Bics? Hats off to him if he accomplished this with a Bic.

 

Chef's in jail?

 

Three Chef threads in two days?

 

Hats off, and something else too.

 

There are many things I will cut on.

My penis would be very upset with me if I did that to him.

I enjoy my penis, and my penis enjoys me.

I have no need to disrupt our relationship.

 

Not only is that way too damn much information, it sounds like you lead a very lonely existence ... almost mike311gd-like.

 

My dad works at a state prison. Some of the prisoners will do just about anything for some time out, even if it is something painful. It gets them out of the prison and into the hospital for a few days. I can't tell you how many times I've heard him say something about a prisoner who swallowed a razor blade.

 

Fixed.

 

Touche.

 

So did he write his penis a "Dear Johnson" letter?