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"Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore..."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Killick, Feb 21, 2009.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Washington state prisoner taken to hospital after he cut off his "little prisoner" with a razor. And this was his second attempt.


    Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow! His SECOND attempt!?!

    And on another note: Prisoners are allowed razors? WTF? Like straight-razors or Bics? Hats off to him if he accomplished this with a Bic.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Chef's in jail?
  3. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Three Chef threads in two days?
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hats off, and something else too.
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    There are many things I will cut on.

    My penis would be very upset with me if I did that to him.

    I enjoy my penis, and my penis enjoys me.

    I have no need to disrupt our relationship.
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Not only is that way too damn much information, it sounds like you lead a very lonely existence ... almost mike311gd-like.
  7. KG

    KG Active Member

    My dad works at a state prison. Some of the prisoners will do just about anything for some time out, even if it is something painful. It gets them out of the prison and into the hospital for a few days. I can't tell you how many times I've heard him say something about a prisoner who swallowed a razor blade.
  8. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So did he write his penis a "Dear Johnson" letter?
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