Dear Oregon: Vomit is not a primary color

I believe it's "Matt" for Matthew Knight.

 

To me, it looks like someone dumped one of those drying agents that they use on baseball fields on that court.

That, and I couldn't stand Oregon's all-black uniforms today. Stop the friggin marketing gimmicks already.

 

I've actually grown quite fond of Oregon's Nike-pumped agenda. Hell, to someone my age (about a quarter-century on this earth), the multi-uniform, super-rich aura embodies who the Ducks are. That people with no stake in the matter bitch about it makes me all the more defensive of Oregon.

 

could see kids getting some shrooms and going to the basketball games to stare at the floor.

 

You guys do see the trees and shit in the pattern, right? At first, I didn't get it as well, but it's really not that bad. Christ, after the NCAA mandated filling in the 2-pt area with color at every Sweet 16 game and then on, it really doesn't matter anymore.

 

Looks like a Rorschach test of a poop smear.

 

Somewhere, Jackson Pollack summons the earl.

 

Wow, I just now saw the trees. But then again I could never, ever succeed at seeing those Magic Eye things that were popular in the 90s.

 

Screw Phil Knight.

Those new Lebron TV ads are so arrogant, you want to throw a brick through the screen.
Hope the Heat lose as often as possible, not that it matters as much as it should in the oh-so-boring NBA
regular season.

 

Try to imagine watching a game on this shit.

I could give a fuck what the uniform looks like, but I need to see the players.

Well, Oregon hoops sucks hard, right, so who will even see these games?

 

Trees? No.

Shit? Yes.

 

Where the shit appears to smear into the white center? Trees. Pointing toward the center. Like you're in the middle of the forest looking up at the sky. Or maybe the bottom of a toilet looking up to...well, whatever, look again.