Dear NFL: Quit having timeouts after kicks

My grandparents were killed by robots

 

i bet they asked for it.

 

Well, grandpa did call it a douchebag

 

fuck around with a robot and see what happens?

 

What's wrong with commercials?
That's the time when viewers go for a snack or visit the outhouse after consuming mass quantities of alcohol.

 

Poor grandma and grandpa. Should have got Old Glory Robot insurance.

 

I understand the point, but I'll give the NFL credit for this: At least the game moves quickly. I can't say the same for college, which seems to drag along, especially the BCS bowl games.
I think the NFL does it right by having its championship start at around 6:30 Eastern time and end about 10:30. You can't say that for the BCS bowl games or the World Series.

 

Sunday's game would have been hellaciously fast except for the oversaturation of commercial breaks.

 

Why are people talking about me, Will Robinson?

 

I've come to accept the commercial breaks after the PAT then after the kickoff. Like old_tony said, it usually comes after long drives.

What I noticed this year is the commercial when used on an injury timeout. Too many times this season, the player is up and walking off the field, yet they still go to commercial. To me, that's pushing it.

 

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