Dear Nancy Pelosi...

Nice start Grandma. John Murtha as majority leader? It's only been a few days and just by going to Google, people have found more baggage on him than a Delta carousel. I googled it, and found an article about a decidedly left-wing think tank aghast that you're even thinking about letting Murtha anywhere near the majority leader's job.

Steny Hoyer is the safe bet. He's never been caught up in a corruption scandal. By the way, I don't want to hear about Republicans and Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff. You got control of both houses because you ran against that kind of sleaze, and now you're going to turn around and push for a guy who steered millions of dollars worth of defense contracts to his brother? Jeez, it only took you a week to fuck that victory up.

By the way, gotta love Murtha complain that he's being "swift-boated." Yo, John ... it's other Democrats doing it to you this time. You think Republicans care if you're the majority leader or not?

Nancy, baby, you're also forcing Dems to fight each other, which they're very good at. You people shoot yourselves in the foot so often it's a miracle you're all not in wheelchairs.

Have fun. The new Congress won't be in session until Jan. 3 and your leadership skills are already proving to be as dismal at Donald Rumsfeld.

 

hondo,

That's gotta hurt to be blasting the Dems by saying they are as bad as the Republicans.

You think she is going with Murtha because he is the best choice? He's probably got pictures of her or something. That's politics, man.

 

If he's got naked pictures of her, who's going to want to see them?

 

By the way, why does John Murtha always have to look like he's bit into a shit sandwich? I've never, never seen a picture of him smiling.

John, two words: prune juice.

 

Not Mark Foley. That's for sure.

 

Like I said on the mile high club thread: you're too funny to be a lib.

 

I was a conservative before I was a lib.

 

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. As Winston Churchill said: "If you're 20 years old and not liberal, you don't have a heart. If you 40 and not conservative, you don't have a brain."

 

Hey, easy on Nancy. Based on SportsJournalists.com's "exuberance" for Arianna Huffington and Barbara Walters the past couple days, Pelosi might be a favorite here, too.

 

She's their Katherine Harris.

 

I think what he really meant that if you are 40 and not conservative, you don't have any money.

 

Only with real boobs.