Dear Michigan GOP: The word is ... VAGINA!

The GOP (you know, that bastion that loves to talk about "freedom") leadership of the Michigan House of Representatives banned Democratic representative Lisa Brown from speaking on the House floor about any issue the day after Brown said the word "vagina" when arguing against a bill that would essentially ban abortion after 20 weeks.

And the even more ironic thing is, Brown pointed out that the law would ... impose on her own Jewish religion, which believes abortion is legal to save the woman's life. The bill that passed would not. War on religion indeed.

http://www.freep.com/article/20120615/NEWS06/206150329

 

Freedom for the GOP essentially means the freedom to do what they want to everybody else. I have lost so much respect for people who hide behind slogans and mantras to cover for their racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic attitudes.

Do all members of the GOP subscribe to these views? Of course not. But I don't see them disavowing those practices either.

 

Ditto.

 

The GOP, after 8 years in power and running the country into the ditch, is desperate to get back in the White House. To achieve that, the GOP is doing everything it can to rally the "religious right" on issues that are trivial compared to the troubles this country faces. It is a disgusting and cynical political strategy.

 

The marching orders from ALEC, once they seize control of state legislatures, is to shut down all dissent by every possible procedural measure as they ram, ram, ram through their corporatist agenda. Everything is an emergency, everything must be passed right this minute.

Anybody raising any objections is to be silenced or cut out of the process. They have paid a lot of money to take control, they aren't going to allow anybody to get in their way.

Oh BTW, Brown and Bynum have been informed by the GOP leadership they are also to make no more public statements on the matter (i.e. in the media) or face further sanction, including suspension of their particpation/voting rights on matters before the House.

 

There might be a secret codicil in the Faber College constitution regarding double secret probation, but can the Michigan Legislature really do this? I would say that, in that case, the legal system could/should get involved.

Seems to be a lot of states in the Big Ten Conference/Pac-12 foot prints have gone stark/raving mad. I blame the Rose Bowl.

 

Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina

That's pretty screwed up.

 

The agricultural industry is lobbying that legislators must say "meat curtains."

 

Republican legislators announce that, in response, they will commandeer the capitol steps for their take on "Puppetry of the Penis."

 

Won't somebody think of the children?

 

•axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bean – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beav – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – birth cannon – blue waffle – box – bread – buju – camel's foot – camel toe – candy – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – choot – clit – clunge – cock – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – pussycat – pussycat punt – cutty – cut up – fanny – fish taco – flange – front bottom – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham flap – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – ill na-na – incision – jute – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – mangina – man in the boat – man in the boat, the – meat curtains – meat flap – meatwallet – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – na-na – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – pookie – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pooter – pootie tang – promised land, the – punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quif – quiff – quim – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – snizz – soggy box – sprained vagina – tampon tunnel – tang – trim – tunnel of love – twat – twitchet – V – vadge – vag – vagoo – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye – woo – woogit – wugget – wuss


All still acceptable

 

This calls for another Linda Cohn beaver shot.