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Dear God, there's more than one of them?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. IU90

    IU90 Member

    Notice the article's first comment mentions JDV and his site. It's a wonder this guy hasn't found this site yet.
     
  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    NSFW? Hell, NS, in general. Looks like Halloween came a few days early for SportsJournalists.com.
     
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Best comments in the ajc:

    By daniel vasquez

    Oct 25, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

    straight people are a mess. this keeps me gay.

    have a blessed day


    By SF

    Oct 25, 2007 6:24 PM | Link to this

    This guy has nothing John D. Villareal. He doesn't post videos of himself on YouTube, he doesn't claim to be a super-genius and he doesn't claim to have a legion of fans (the Villa Army) ...

    http://www.johndvillarreal.com/site_flash/index.html


    By hell's kitchen buy

    Oct 15, 2007 5:11 PM | Link to this

    He's hardly in shape. He's got "car butt," a.k.a. "secretary spread." check out the love handles in the watersports (oops, waterpark) ad, and then the highly selective body shots on his site. Dude is delusional if he thinks he's a fitness model.
     
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    This website HAS to be a joke...look at the 'Merchandise' page.

    http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/Merchandise.aspx
     
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    lol,

    his earlier web page

    http://www.geocities.com/johnfpage/
     
  6. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    As we know, there are many nicknames for the hard-rockin' hairstyle known as the mullet.
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    In this case, I think "schlong" is the most appropriate.
     
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  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Wow.

    Just got around to checking this shit out.

    Is this utter ridiculousness becoming a trend?
     
  8. IU90

    IU90 Member

    Just looked at the "skills" section of his online resume where he lists:

    LOOKALIKES:

    Will Ferrell
    Steven Seagal, Bruce Campbell, Ben Affleck
    Matthew Perry (74%), Mathew Fox (70%), Kyle McLaughlin (70%), Jason Priestly (70%)
    Patrick Swayze (68%), Simon LeBon (67%), Nick Lachey (66%), Ryan Phillippe (64%)
    Jesse Metcalfe (64%), Tom Cruise (64%), Matt Damon (63%), Billy Zane (62%)
    Hugh Grant (60%), Heath Ledger (58%), Luke Perry (57%), Val Kilmer (56%)
    Lance Armstrong (53%), Paul Walker (52%), Fabio (48%)

    My lord, I'd personally be dying of embarrassment if I only bore a 48% resemblance to Fabio. How can he possibly boast of such a shamefully low figure.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The "Mensa member with muscles" shirt is SO going to my secret santa
     
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    People ... if you're flexing back and taking pictures, you do not want to look like this:

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    You want to look more like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    What if you don't want to look like either?
     
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I'm just sayin' ... if you think you're that hot and need to have pics taken of you flexing, you better have game. He doesn't.
     
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