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Dear dimwit on the phone

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Starman, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. apeman33

    apeman33 Well-Known Member

    In that spirit:

    Dear Dimwits in General:

    If you don't have the mask on over your mouth and nose, you don't have it on at all.

    Yours,

    Ape.
     
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  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Dear Dimwit walking around in Safeway,

    That child-sized jockstrap on your face is not doing anything.

    Yours,

    Spartan

    (I don't know if it was in fact a jock, but I don't know what else to call it)
     
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  3. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Dear Dimwit Door Dasher,

    You're delivering my food, not telling me I've just won Publisher's Clearinghouse. So please, the excessive knocking and door bell ringing and making pronouncements are not necessary. My neighbors down the street don't need to know my Mongolian Beef has arrived.

    Thanks.
     
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  4. Kolchak

    Kolchak Active Member

    Digging up an old story I hope I haven't already shared...

    Reader calls to complain that our TV section is wrong because we have a tennis match listed that isn't on. After looking it up, I tell her it's been rained out, and her response is that we're both wrong. What does that even mean?
     
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