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Dean Wormer wasn't like this

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    A photograph showing Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton appearing to pour beer down the throat of a young woman has been circulating in the Fort Dodge area.

    Paxton, 52, and a group of young people are shown on a boat. Paxton and a young woman are holding a small keg of Coors Light above the head of another young woman, who appears to be drinking from the spigot held open by Paxton.

  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Larry Eustachy's up for the basketball job there.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Give the guy a break. He's 52. He's gotta get the hotties good and plastered to have any chance.
  4. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Active Member

    Wormer: Greg, what is the WORST fraternity on campus?

    Marmalard: That would be hard to say, sir. They're all outstanding in their own way ...

    Wormer: Cut the crap, I've got their disciplinary file right here. Who dropped the fizzies in the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are full of underwear, every spring, the toilets explode ...

    Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

    Wormer: OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT DELTA YOU TWERP! .... Put Neidermayer on it, he's a sneaky little shit, just like you.
  5. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Does the college now put Paxton on double-secret probation?
  6. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    She was thirsty.
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    she also appears to have great tits, too.

    imagine that.
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    The guy should really apologize.

    For being so ghastly (ghostly?) pale.
  9. Twoback

    Twoback Active Member

    Is this guy one of the college presidents who want the drinking age lowered to 18?
    If this silly notion ever gets to the Congressional hearing stage, the MADD folks should just blow up this picture and put it where the Senators can see it.
  10. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Posted without comment.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    His official apology:

    "I apologize to anyone who might have been offended or didn't get any action on the lake last weekend. Boo-yah!"
  12. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    No more fun of any kind!
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