Dean Wormer wasn't like this

A photograph showing Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton appearing to pour beer down the throat of a young woman has been circulating in the Fort Dodge area.

Paxton, 52, and a group of young people are shown on a boat. Paxton and a young woman are holding a small keg of Coors Light above the head of another young woman, who appears to be drinking from the spigot held open by Paxton.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080823/NEWS10/808230339/1011

 

Larry Eustachy's up for the basketball job there.

 

Give the guy a break. He's 52. He's gotta get the hotties good and plastered to have any chance.

 

Wormer: Greg, what is the WORST fraternity on campus?

Marmalard: That would be hard to say, sir. They're all outstanding in their own way ...

Wormer: Cut the crap, I've got their disciplinary file right here. Who dropped the fizzies in the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are full of underwear, every spring, the toilets explode ...

Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

Wormer: OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT DELTA YOU TWERP! .... Put Neidermayer on it, he's a sneaky little shit, just like you.

 

Does the college now put Paxton on double-secret probation?

 

She was thirsty.

 

she also appears to have great tits, too.

imagine that.

 

The guy should really apologize.

For being so ghastly (ghostly?) pale.

 

Is this guy one of the college presidents who want the drinking age lowered to 18?
If this silly notion ever gets to the Congressional hearing stage, the MADD folks should just blow up this picture and put it where the Senators can see it.

 

Posted without comment.

 

His official apology:

"I apologize to anyone who might have been offended or didn't get any action on the lake last weekend. Boo-yah!"

 

No more fun of any kind!